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Vinnie's avatar

But seriously, scientists can't agree on what is in the blood, but can figure out what ONE person of a million is POOPING! yea...

calling out the b.s. meter!

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Dee Dee's avatar

If anyone owns the job poop collection for covid strain, please let me know...

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RANGER71's avatar

Now we know the shortage of diapers 🤪 imagine leaving for 2 years with chronic diarrhea.

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Jennifer Brown's avatar

Right?!?! 😂

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Steve's avatar

"Most government officials are full of shit." - absolutely. Their fear-mongering knows no bounds. What a pack of idiots. Peace.

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Alice's avatar

So what happens when they find this poor soul that has been walking around sick for years with no symptoms other than possibly diarrhea? Force treatment on them? Quarantine them? Sounds like a load of crap to keep the covid fear going.

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Jennifer Brown's avatar

I totally agree! “We want them to come in and get treated…” define what treatment they plan on giving this person?

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SomeDude's avatar

if it's lasted 2 years, sounds like some sort of immune suppression, combined with symptom suppression, may be involved.

now what experimental injectable substances cause both those things? hmmm.

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Tom Starkweather's avatar

Are we certain this fecal matter was not deposited by a bull?

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Jennifer Brown's avatar

This is a great point! It could be bullshit! 😎🙌🏻😂

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Mcc's avatar

Nothing like a s-t inaccurate diagnostic pcr test to determine whether s-t reveals itself to be full of s-t. 🤡

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Jennifer Brown's avatar

Yesssss!

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Connecting The Dots's avatar

Covid Turd Burglers...it was just a matter of time.

Not sure which bothers me more...

that there are "educated" people slogging through sewers, in search of the elusive blind, brown trout - but not just any of the species - it has to be the one with just the right amount of covid corn, rice and peanuts stuck to it's mug

- OR -

That these Gut Goo Gurus can track and narrow down a delinquent defecator, to a 40 mile radius.

You can't make this shit up...see what I did there???!!!

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Joe's avatar

We can probably rule out government employees as every one of them seems to look for an excuse NOT to work (remember "sick building syndrome"?).

So, my bet would be either on a contract worker or a support worker, such as a custodial or maintenance person, parking garage attendant, etc.

Blows my mind they can narrow this down to one person who commutes, but cannot figure out how to track illegals.

But, at the same time, gives me hope, because when the SHTF, they have no hope of dealing with it.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

"I am not sure exactly why we are still gathering and testing sewer poop for covid, but apparently we are."

Because government's still paying for it.

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Andy Bunting's avatar

Thanks Jennifer. Your enduring & brilliant sense of humour is magnificent! Truly appreciated!

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