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Paving the Way's avatar

Marketing 101.

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Todd Hayes's avatar

If this scare tactic doesn’t work, they’ll try something else. Big Pharma needs another cash cow and they won’t stop scaring us until they get one. I’m starting to see some rumblings about MERS infections. Keep your head on a swivel and do the research before putting anything into the body.

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Mollie E's avatar

JUST SAY NO!

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Bandit's avatar

We know it's over, but they're bringing back masking as of September.

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Duct Tape's avatar

Maybe I'll have to break out the sewing machine and sew up some decidedly ineffective masks to sell to the gullible. Perhaps I can incorporate designs calculated to offend? Last time around I sold some that had The Second Amendment boldly emblazoned on them. Those were always good for starting a fight. Almost as good as my auto back glass decal "COVID 19(84)". I sold a bunch of those. Embrace the opportunity!

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Bandit's avatar

I want the back glass decal. 🤗

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Duct Tape's avatar

Message Me. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.

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Duct Tape's avatar

Wow, that was unhelpful. If this is not allowed, then I apologize in advance. If you want a COVID 19(84) decal, send me an e-mail at tsianc69@gmail.com.

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Bandit's avatar

How much are they? What size rear window do they fit? I have a tiny hatchback.

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Duct Tape's avatar

Please contact me at tsianc69@gmail.com. I will reply with a picture. The letters on the decal measure 1 inch tall and the whole thing is about 6.5 inches long. I can scale them up or down if you desire. Is $5.00 each too much, postage included? I made a lot of other sarcastic decals at COVID's expense.

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Duct Tape's avatar

“Neutralizing Properties”?!?!? Really? That sounds like a vague laundry detergent commercial from the 1960s. Maybe they could come up with a catchy jingle to help sell it. Some awkward earwig like this:

"Oh Eris! You scare us! We need this jab to protect us from you!" Sung to the tune of those horrid Fab commercials of old.

Sadly P. T. Barnum was correct. There are so many suckers out there that will eat this up with a spoon. Give me the jab while I pursue the egress....

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Rosemary's avatar

They know this junk won’t fly as well as the first round so they are branching out in ways to kill people. They have a new commercial for mRNA cancer cures brought to you by Moturda

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PDG's avatar

Many will still get this. The bad side of my family are probably lining up outside their doctor's office right now. This could be a dress rehearsal for fall of 2024. Why is that important? Presidential election. Makes it much easier to cheat. Of course if the real democrats can get Bobby across the finish line, it will not matter. He just needs to win Iowa and NH ... then it is over for Biden and the globalists.

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Jennifer Brown's avatar

I 100% agree!!!!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

The hardest hard pass possible.

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Joe's avatar

The King is dead. Long live the King!

Say hello to the new boss - same as the old boss.

Pick your colloquialism, they all add up to the same thing - death! (apologies to Harvey Mudd).

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