In the “you can’t make this ish up” category: Moderna is saying “spikevax that body”

https://www.fiercepharma.com/marketing/moderna-tells-health-conscious-consumers-spikevax-body

Amid plummeting sales for both Pfizer and Moderna, they both launched a new ad campaign this fall to coerce I mean promote people getting the newest arm dart. Pfizer went the celebrity route with Travis Kelce, Pink, and others. Good ol Moderna took a different route. They are featuring healthy and fit people eating smoothies and playing ping pong and swimming saying to “Spikevax that body to stay healthy and fit”. Despite the pandemic being declared over, the “COVID’s” are still among us and we should all inject our arms again to “KeEp uS SaFe”. Just go Spikevax that arm kids. In the name of health!

Utter ridiculousness.